(Cut from my) CV

Disclaimer: you’ll find my *actual* resume on my LinkedIn profile.

Living in Italy as a non-EU citizen over the long term takes serious tenacity – or, as the natives call it, grinta, a wonderful word meaning something akin to “grit,” “scrappiness,”  or “moxie.” To make it work over the years, I’ve held (or interviewed for) a number of positions that have since become scraps on my CV’s cutting room floor, but I think they help paint a fuller picture of my story and pluck. The latter serves me well in my journalistic endeavors.

Here is a sampling.

~Street sales of discounted Vatican Museums tours (sandwich-board style), entirely on commission and in November, low tourist season (and high rain season) in Rome
~Au pairing for a party-switching, cozy-with-Berlusconi politician
~”Au pairing” for a Roman man with no children
(fortunately, just went on the interview and then realized what was really up)
~Managing social media for an online store specialized in books and DVDs for welders and blacksmiths
~Answering a 24-hour global crisis hotline for a luxury tour operator
(typical crises: “We overslept after our wine tasting”;  “I’m in Beijing and calling you to figure out what intersection I’m facing”)
~Teaching English to an 8-year-old pupil who regularly took a knife to his workbook